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Genie
He’s quite a trickster genie And his wishes hold a sting So be careful with desires Beware whiplashs they bring You can have a sleek trim body With your insides taken out Or your touch can give you riches But … Continue reading
Posted in Fire, Poetry
Tagged Aspiration, belief, choice, dark, dark humor, delusion, fairy tales, fantasy, genie, Humor, madness, morality tale, Musings, mythology, wish fulfillment, wishes
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Curiosity is now available on Apple iStore!!!
Hi Curiosity is now on its global distribution journey courtesy of lulu.com and is now available on iStore – as well as in ebook or paperback on lulu.com, and as an ebook on Kindle. If iStore is your thing and you are keen to read … Continue reading
Posted in Air, Conversation, Fire
Tagged Amazon Kindle, apocalypse, Apple, armageddon, author, black comedy, climate change, comedy, Curiosity, E-book, global warming, Humor, iStore, kindle, lulu.com, Peter, Satire, self published, weather
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Curiosity is now on Amazon Kindle!!!!
Another exciting step in Curiosity’s publishing journey – the novel is now also available on Amazon Kindle!! The link is: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00G726GRQ Over the next month or two it will also be available on Nook, iStore and POD on Amazon too … Continue reading
Posted in Air, Conversation, Fire
Tagged aging, Amazon Kindle, apocolaypse, armageddon, Curiosity, Humor, meaningless, novel, peptides, Proof, Satire, self published, skincare, youthfulness
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Curiosity – Or How the World Has Ended While Nobody Noticed……
Curiosity is published!!!!!!! I’m very excited to announce that Curiosity, my second novel, is now available on lulu.com as a paperback POD or as an ebook. The link to learn more, and purchase if you wish, is my lulu.com author spotlight … Continue reading
Posted in Air, Conversation, Fire
Tagged Advertising, armageddon, black comedy, Book, Curiosity, Humor, indie book, novel, Politics, Reality television, recruitment, Satire, self published, television, unemployment, unemployment statistics
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Book Group
Each Tuesday in deep winter we met to read a book Each week we nominated the next to take a look And all our knowledge of our friends came from what they chose It told us of their secrets, at … Continue reading
Posted in Fire, Poetry
Tagged belief, book group, choice, creativity, friendship, Games, Humor, Literature, Musings, Privacy, reading, shallow, truth
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Nip Tuck
Just a minor alteration No need for such great vexation Nip and tuck, precise intent Know your money is well spent On your face or in your life I can skilfully turn my knife Anything you want cut out Will … Continue reading
Posted in Fire, Poetry
Tagged choice, contract killing, cruelty, dark, dark humor, death, delusion, Facelift, Humor, murder, Musings, pain, Plastic surgery, shallow, truth
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Tigers Rule The World – for Prompt 15 Childhood Dreams
The lawn of our backyard Was the expanse of Africa The white suburban fencing Could not quell the conqueror A tiny mouth could roar With operatic intensity As I surveyed my kingdom Such was my propensity I spoke with angels, … Continue reading
Swimming With Sharks
Their teeth are blunt these days Their slow approach is flawed It’s not what it used to be Machiavelli would be appalled Their schemes so obvious We’ve seen it all before Criminality so banal They only bend the law Their … Continue reading
Posted in Fire, Poetry
Tagged attack, belief, choice, dark, Humor, Musings, Philosophy, shallow, shark attack, sharks, swimming, truth
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Would Be King – Joined Limericks
There once was a would be king With raised eyebrow and dark onyx ring With his people held sway But his words gave away Aristocracy’s just not his thing For those that would be born to rule Should not take … Continue reading
Management 101 – for Prompt 5 – Cliche
Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater We have to right size this organisation But that doesn’t mean we have to re-invent the wheel We have to up size our delivery streams Embrace a matrix reporting structure That works … Continue reading
Posted in Air, Poetry
Tagged Aspiration, belief, consultants, corporate speak, Humor, management, Politics, powerpoint, presentations, truth
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