Various scalpels (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Just a minor alteration
No need for such great vexation
Nip and tuck, precise intent
Know your money is well spent
On your face or in your life
I can skilfully turn my knife
Anything you want cut out
Will be gone without a doubt
Blemish here, or errant groom?
Secrets never leave this room
Contracts written on the side
Can release unhappy brides
So if you’re unhappy, wife
Nip tuck him right out of life
Facelift now, and work with me
Life lifts thrown in just for free!
(c) Helen Valentina 2013, All Rights Reserved
helenvalentina 
Great poem Helen, even if I found it quite disturbing – very well done!
LOL, it’s meant to be fun rather than disturbing!! 🙂 🙂 Thanks for commenting!! 🙂 🙂
You’d need a two-person band saw in my case…
LOLOL!! 🙂 🙂
Modern conveniences. Leaves one wondering, why?
Very true, thanks!! 🙂 🙂
Love this poem! 🙂
Thanks Chris!!! 🙂 🙂
ha ha – what wonderful sarcasm
Thank you!! 🙂 🙂
Soooo much fun. Well done. 🙂
Thanks John, it was fun to write!! 🙂 🙂
**applauds** 🙂 xxxx
**bows*** thank you kindly!! 🙂 🙂 xxx
Bravo!
Thank you!! 🙂 🙂